You heard it here first. Apparently, things are not going well for Raiders superfan Babod (Black Ass Bringer of Death) in the cyberspace treehouse of Silver and Blackdom. Seems that relations between him and various members of the Oakland Raiders Darkside (www.oaklandraidersdarkside.com) have been acrimonious dating at least back to last year's infamous Denver road trip and assuredly before that. After said incident in Denver, he was banished from the Darkside only to make an appearance at the Summit tailgate with a ready-made apology. After pleading for forgiveness, he was brought back into the fold.
However, relations since the offseason began this year have been definitely strained. Some point to Babod's extreme intoxication at a tailgate at one of the last home games of the year. Others note that he was never fully pardoned due to the severity of the offense on the roadtrip. Regardless, word has it that Babod is fed up with the draconian abrasiveness of the group and now wants to take his fan membership elsewhere...that is, to another team.
According to a source speaking on condition of anonymity, two teams up for consideration are the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs. Babod is reportedly taking a serious look at joining an AFC West team "so he can come back to haunt the Silver and Black. He was broken-hearted at first when he began to see the writing on the wall...but now he's pissed. Really pissed."
Stay tuned for fireworks, people. I get the feeling this ain't over yet--and you can bet your ass that a certain group of cyber cavemen haven't heard the last of this loquacious crazy mofo.
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Fuck that sniveling nigger. Mother fucker was stealing from his own Raider bros. Welshing out on room service bills and restaurant bills. Acting like a food stamp nigger in public. Nothing but a perpetually drunk and drug addicted jackass. The man has no balls, no pride, and definitely no money. He's as useless as tits on a boar, I'm glad he's gone, and it would be my distinct pleasure to slap the shit outta him if he's ever dumb enough to show up at our tailgate and ask for more free shit.
Shouldn't you be over in AZ helping your oppressed brethren instead of beating some dead horse from 2-3 years ago and a non-issue today? Oh wait...I forgot, your gabacho wanna-be ass desperately wants to be a honky so bad you categorically deny all vestiges of your wetback heritage in order to suck whitey's cock and tell "nigger" and "spic" jokes. Sad. Your life must really, really fuckin' suck if this is the best you can do. If that little pathetic football team you root for plays like you run your mouth, it's no wonder they've been a complete fucking embarrasment for going on eight years now. Are you just pissed because Russell implicated you as his butt-buddy in the purple drink scandal he got into? Word is, he gets real sugary-in-his-tank-like when he's on that shit, and has sudden cravings for little shits like you because they can't get away. You know you like it. BTW, Babod told me to give you a message...he says your faggot four-foot-nine ass would need a stepladder and at least a gallon of dutch courage to even attempt to punch him. Don't bother. He's dead now. Go play your mindless bullshit with somebody who's at least around to defend themselves.
Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja that, you dumb cocksucker. Tell your dumbass racist spewing, right-wing bigoted and white power ideologized brethren (errrr, sisteren) over at that bullshit board that they can take their fiftyish, graying ignorant, small-cocked, hummingbird-minded selves and go fuck themselves. BTW, fuck the Raiders. Here's to another season of futility and humiliation for you fucktards.
PS--"Clown" is appropriate for you, dickhead.
Let me get this shit straight. You're glad he's gone, and overjoyed (I'm sure you and your Aryan buttbuddies spooned each other madly while shouting "Heil!" at the top of your lungs in your victory celebration over outing him from your cliquish high schoolish bullshittish treehouse backyard club)...and you supposedly want NOTHING to do with the "nigger"...BUT you drag your smarmy motherfucking ass all the way across cyberspace to find this place, and talk shit about him?!?!?! Does this make, or not make sense, you dumb fucking queer, or what??? What is your motherfucking problem? Are you bitches that fucking sanctimonious and smug that you've never made mistakes, or done something stupid, or never been in a period of your life when you've never been stuck stupid? The fact that you would roll your ass over here speaks more volumes about YOU and YOUR ISSUES than anything else of this matter. Now get the fuck out of here and don't bring your loudmouth sawed off hunchbacked ass the fuck back here, or I will be forced to verbally have my balls bouncing off your chin again, you fucking piece of chihuahua shit.
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