Saturday, February 6, 2010

Dad isms

By no means a comprehensive or exhaustive list:

Boy I don't hear no mumbo jumbo outta you.

Now that ain't no way to run a railroad.

OK you slimy worms!

Boy, get up. It's time to roll 'em out.

Son, you're a day late and a dollar short.

Ready...down...hut one two three!

You wanna be an asshole for the rest of your life? Huh? Wanna be an asshole? Well you makin' a good start!!!

Son, you don't climb all the way up on a horse just to fuck him.

Boy, yo' ass better straighten up.

Mark...Mark. (used in extreme exasperation, which i seemed to excel at).

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