Saturday, February 6, 2010

Happy Birthday Heather

This crazy ass girl was one of my childhood friends. SHE IS BOMB. Almond Hill School O.G.'s for life. This is adapted from some cheesy assed personalized kids' birthday recording from the late seventies/early eighties (?) I'm very inventive in my satirical approach, huh?

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4/14/08

Whadda we have at Heather's party?
We have Bud Light!
Whadda we have at Heather's party?
Weeee have Bud Light!
Whadda we have at Heather's party?
We haaaave Bud Light!

Happy Birthday, Heath-er!!!
Your birthday is to-day! Hey!!!

Whadda we have at Heather's party?
We have strippers!!!
Whadda we have at Heather's party?
Weeee have strippers!!!
Whadda we have at Heather's party?
We haaaave strippers!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Heath-er!!!
Your birthday is to-day! Hey!!!

Whadda we have at Heather's party?
We have bomb bud!
Whadda we have at Heather's party?
Weeee have bomb bud!
Whadda we have at Heather's party?
We haaaave bomb bud!!

Happy Birthday, Heath-er!!!
Your birthday is to-day! Hey!!!

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