K-Dub nicknames

I've got about 150 different names for this cat. All in the spirit of jocose humor, of course. Others out there have a ton of names for me, however, and they are ALL bad...

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K-Dub
K-Dubalistic
K-Dubalisticness
K-Dubalisticness of Doobage
K-Dubiousness
K-Dubiousness of Doobage
K-Dub & The Dubalistics
KW
The Dubster
Dub
The Boy Who Played The Bench For The Oakland A's
Good Field No Hit
K-Dub Sheezy Off Tha Heezy
K-Deezy
K-Deezy For Sheezy
K-Doobius
K-Deezius
K-Deezy Eazy Neezy Sheezy
K-Deezy Eazy
K-Deezy E
K-Doobity Doobage
Kevin Otizian
Kevin Worteezian
K-Dubai
K-Doobius Noobius
K-Sheezy Heezy
Kevin The Funky Otizian
Kevin The Funky Homosapien
Worteezy
Worteezy For Neezy
Shot Calla For Tha VVH
Wortezzeese (Shot Caller)
Worteezian Funk
Worteezy Off Da Sheezy
K-Deezy 4 Neezy Sheezy
K-Sheezy
K-Doobage
K-Sloobage
Utility Playa
Scrubstop*
K-Swiss
First off the Bench (for a brouhaha)
Last off the Bench (for an at bat, esp. against lefties)
Dirty Home Uni
K-Neezy
K-Heezy
K-Sleezy

*K-Dub is/was not an infielder, due to his southpawness. This was duly noted and changed.