Fuck liberals. And fuck conservatives too.
In the grand old US and A...some stupid asshat will always leave the light on for your ass...then flog it.
Because I said so, motherfucker! I am a COMPASSIONATE conservative. I will treat your shortcomings and failures with COMPASSION. I have COMPASSION for you drunkards and derelicts and dopers, so you WILL attend rehab to have repetitive phrases and quasi-religion shoved down your throat. I have COMPASSION for you that would abort your own unborn children, because after all, it's not your body and therefore not up to to decide if and how you want to live with that on your conscience. I have COMPASSION for fags, never mind that hetero relationships are at an all-time low and getting worse every day. Marriage is between a man and a woman. God hates fags. I hereby order you to worship MY God, because MY God says that He will sentence you to damnation if you refuse. I order you to live MY way life and to believe in what I believe in. If you don't, I will beat your ass into submission--with the loving paddle of COMPASSION, of course. If you are not middle class, the correct color, and of the correct lineage, then I will whip your ass into shape. Because my COMPASSIONATE way is the RIGHT way, dammit.
Compassionate DEEZ NUTS.
What the fuck ever happened to live and let live, freedom of expression and speech, to each his own and the inalienable right to basically voice and believe in whatever the fuck you please, provided it's not infringing on others?
Fuck liberals. And fuck conservatives too.
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