My alter ego

3/30/08

We eat a lot of shit that is not good for us, especially processed, prepared and fast foods with a shitload of salt, sugar, butter, sodium, cholesterol that's fried and processed. Take those things out and not as many people will be making nightly pilgrimages to Mickey D's, Taco Bell, Bugger King, Wendy's, KFC. That's the shit that makes it taste good. It gets you hooked and makes your body sort of dependent on more and more of this crap.

In moderation, people.

By the same token, I introduce to you my alter ego, Big Dick James. He has basically the same experiences I have, but he's the one with the salty, sugary, buttery, sodium/cholesterol loaded, fried and processed taste bud orgiastic extraordinaire. He's the antidote to the quiet life of desperation and mental confinement of prison without walls. He's the back of my brain telling people to fuck a duck when it's the least protocol-wise thing to do. He's my extra-crispy niggerish side. Let's hear it for Big Dick James!!!