Take back our dicks

April 10, 2007

Sac State news:

Oooh, look. Another year, another Take Back the Night aimed at keeping those evil men away. Don't walk around campus at night or the evil male boogieman will jump out of the bushes and rape you. Make sure you eat a clove of garlic so no diabolical man with fangs will come near your stankbreath ass.

Men falsely accused of rape have their reputations destroyed in the wink of an eye. False allegations occur at an alarming rate. There is no justice for the false accusers.

When it's a man's word against a woman's in the court of law in the land of Uncle Pam, guess who usually wins? These are but a few of the reasons why I take 90 percent of what I hear come out of women's mouths with a grain of salt and about half of what I actually see them do.

I strongly urge that there be a Men's Resources Center immediately created at Sac State so that the dudes on campus tired of being viewed as a "potential rapist" and an evil man can take back their dicks and stop having the feminazis on campus shove them up their anuses. But sadly, I don't see it happening. After all, this younger generation is way too busy playing with their iPods and iPhones and shit to realize that they are going to hell in a handbasket unless they learn to stop letting the fuckin' facist feminazis run their lives to oblivion.

In other news, the Sacramento State elections for the (farcical) student government are underway. One of the stated goals for one of of the student-run parties is: Celebrate Diversity. I guess this is on the checklist to accomplish for next year as a priority. Not the fact that the president has turned this campus into a money machine at the expense of students who can barely make ends meet (if they can at all), not the fact that tuition keeps rising without any significant improvements in quality except building new shit on campus like neon green signs. Or the fact that the football and basketball teams perenially suck dick with shitass facilities being the major factor in why Sac State can't recruit worth a fuck. Do intercollegiate athletic performances and excellence (or lack thereof) have an impact on a college campus and those involved with it? You bet your ass.

Nope, the priority is to make sure we're being nice to the faggots. Let the budget go to shit, let the sports teams suck, let the place be a mausoleum of apathy, but for God's sake don't say anything unkind about the peterpuffers and carpet munchers. And let feminazism ring. Fuuuuuuuck.